Crazy Love

Transcribed by Ryan LaBuda

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You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot

And all my conversations are being recorded

And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me

And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago Ha-Ha-Ha

And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road

Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player

And you don't have a problem with when I follow people I never met before

And force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tatooed on my back

It's very pretty baby

Well you must've been sent from above

You're all that I can think of

You're just as psychotic as me

My crazy love

Well it never ever bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed everynight

And I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep

Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank You

And you don't make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather

And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years

I believe you sugar pie

'Cause our love is right on track

I'm yours You're mine it's fact

Don't forget to take your Prozac

My crazy love

Yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there

Three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear

I didn't care

Babe I know I never had a job 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people

'Cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information

They can't fool you sweetheart

And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground

But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and questioned you

I ain't no fink dollface

'Cause we know that it's true

Only I could love you

We both eat with our hands

My crazy love

My crazy, crazy love

Spoken:

Oh I wish everyone was dead except for you, baby

Oh I feel the same way

Would you throw some macaroni on me

Oh yeah, sure here you go