Retards Make Good Friends

transcribed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu <DogDoc>

"Retards Make Good Friends"

By Beer Softened Stool

from the "The Brown Album"

The song is pretty easy...3 cord punk...although any correction is

appreciated.

I saw these guys back up the Meatmen at Harpos in Detroit...this was

their opening song. Brian the guitar play and Bob the bass player basically

play the same notes.

The opening riff (Riff 1)

e-------------------------------------------

B-------------------------------------------

G----------------------------------------7--

D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--

A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--

E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------

Repeat the riff 4 x

Hey mama tell you what I say

Said I'm lookin' for a friend today

lookin for a friend I can trust

he's gotta ride in a short school bus

{chorus}

Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!

Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!

Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!

My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet

He shits his pants but he can't help it

Out in public he beats his dick

I use retards to pick up chicks

{chorus}

{bridge}

(lots of groaning and drooling)

[B][C][D]

[B][C][D][E]

solo over verse

{chorus} 2x