Welcome To The Retard Ball

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"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool

>From "The Brown Album"

Riff 1 "riff" 2

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play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold

Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!

ya lookin' good I feel like romance!

See the girl with the helmet on?!

Her leg braces really turn me on!

Disco lights dancin' off your hair!

Take the brake off of your wheelchair!

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Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!

Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!

[C][C#][D]

Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!

When she gets to lovin' all the boys!

They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!

ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!

uh oh! Someone had an accident!

SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!

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solo over verse

{chorus} 2x