White Trash Christmas

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"White Trash X-mas" by Beer Softened Stool

>From "The Brown Album"

Intro is a country riff played on [G][C][D]

Riff 1

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Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas

My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can't [F#] miss it

Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Christmas [hold]

I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!

{chorus 1}

My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe

he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo

my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed

that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!

I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear

please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)

Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas

I'm asking you Santa to [F]please [F#]forgive us

Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [hold]

I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!

{chorus 2}

my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass

She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass

her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young

Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn!

I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear

please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)