Return of the Postmoderns

Better Than Ezra off Friction, Baby

(tabbed by randell@heinous.music.uiowa.edu)

Intro/Verse riff:

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Verse 1:

(riff)

Ten cent lovers

(riff)

beneath the covers

(riff)

Riding on a wet dream

Silver tonic free

Verse 2 (same as V1):

High stool sweet tarts

Equipped with green cards

Chomp their 401k's

Semi-chocolate brie

Break: F#5 E5

"Chorus" (Riff 2):

Digging in Los Cruces

for an army drab container

Carbon dating clothes

for the last time they were washed

Verse 3 (same as V1):

Shelby and Sheila

Onomatopoeia

Catch hang nail on Banion

Shiver Martin Sheen

Verse 4 (same):

Preschool mothers

in Technicolor <-- another cool distorted lyric (tm) :)

Are fire bombing Dresden

Stanton, Harry Dean

"Chorus" (riff 2):

Feeding line caught tuna

to a neutered Bodhisattva

Writhing peached for the President

Out on the White House lawn

Beating Herbert Hoover

With a leather tipped Pinada

Thorn and Katy drink the milk

tinted Amerasian Green

Verse riff and end with chorus riff twice:

RETURN, RETURN, RETURN, etc... :)