Why Dont We Get Drunk

Why Don't We Get Drunk

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By Marvin Gardens (As performed by Jimmy Buffett)

I really do, appreciate the fact you're sittin' here.

Your voice sounds so wonderful but your face don't

look too clear.

So barmaid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew,

Honey why don't we get drunk and screw...

(Chorus:)

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you.

They say you are a snuff queen,

Honey I don't think that's true.

So, why don't we get drunk and screw.

(spoken: "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go...";) violin solo

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I just bought a waterbed (it's) filled up for me and you.(**)

They say you are a snuff queen,

Honey I don't think that's true.

So, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Yeah, now baby I say, "Lord!," (*)

Why don't we get drunk and screw.

(*)- or "Chord!" or "More Beer!" or whatever you like... :*) 'hic

(**)- on "Feeding Frenzy" alternate verse:

"I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer's Glue!..."

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[This song is published in CPP/Belwin's "Songs You Know By Heart"]

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// Mike A. Hall // "If I don't die by Thursday, //

// mhall@moe.coe.uga.edu // I'll be roarin' Friday night." //

// // --J.Buffett //

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