Jolly Old Saint Dick

Perfect song for the holidays!

Written and

Transcribed by

Brian Ebbitt

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Santa Claus is a child molester

he lured them with toys

and raped the unsuspecting little

cheerful girls and boyz!

jolly ole' Saint Nick

used his big fat dick

As a enima stick

yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!

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