The Ketchup Song

Performed by STOMPIN' TOM CONNERS

There was a guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato

He met this young Leemington Ontario tomato

But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy

And so they said well let's get wed there's no sense being buzzy

Cho... Baked size french fries how they loved tomatos

So dress them up with Heinz ketchup

Ketchup loves potatos

Ketchup loves potatos

So he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday

Saturday they said o.k. we'll cut the cake on Sunday

But Sunday came & what a shame they had no one to fetch it

Without a cake they just sat & ate potato chips & ketchup

Cho...

And so this guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato

He's got to boys & a little girl

Two spuds & one tomato

They romp & run around Leemington

And boy when they get hungry

The bottle drips all over the chips

Way down in ketchup country

Cho...

Dan Nicholas

Arnprior, On. Canada

nicholdb@istar.ca