ice in my pants

by: FreeBeer

written by:Josh "Ker0uaC" Tatum, Steve "Fuzzboy" Morgan

it goes a little like this but really fast

H Pm

i got ice in my pants...lets all dance

i got ice in my pants...lets all dance

i got ice in my pants...lets all dance

H Mm H#m

hear me sing...it is your last chance

H Pm

your moma is gay...lets all play

your moma is gay...lets all play

your moma is gay...lets all play

H Mm H#m

you smell bad...so go away

solo: you put your big finger on the fourthy fret then slide it up the

down then up and the sideways 3 times...after you do that put your right

hand on the big string and pluck it as hard as you can...almost to

braking it...repeat until finished...

H Pm

keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin'

keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin'

keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin'

Lb W#

i like my chicks when they are nippin'

i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops

i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops

i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops

kick 'em a little harder and don't you stop!

solo #2: start by lighting your guitar on fire ...ala jimi hendrix.

Urinate on it to put it out _ONLY_ after the 1st and fourth strings have

popped...tune the guitar to sound like a saxaphone...the slide the pointy

finger to the top and eat the strings wiht mustard and cheese...clap

loudly and runa round like a chincken...if you are a girl, take off your

clothes, take pictures, scan them, mail them to me...boys should _NOT_ do

this part...they should just kill themselves by eating the guitar now...

outro: yell like cat on fire and scream "Kick 'em in the nads!!!!!"