I Love My Dip

This song is about dip, or spitting tobacco. Mike dips on stage and makes

everybody roll! This is a lively tune, one every dipper should know!

I Love My Dip

I love my dip!

It feels good in my lip.

When I dip I have to spit.

Chicks say that dip looks like shit.

CD G

I love my dip

More than my mom,

More than my dad,

Dipping could never be bad!

Being without dip is such a pity.

I dip as I drive around the city.

The best time to dip is before bed.

FUCK SMOKING! I'd rather dip instead!

CD G

I love my dip

More than my dog,

More than my ferret,

I like dip so much that I share it!

Dipping is the best thing in this world.

The first time I dipped, of course, I hurled.

Spilling a dip cup sucks fat cock.

If dip was a corporation I'd buy stock.

CD G

I love my dip

More than my sister,

More than my brother

When I finish this dip, I'm gonna pack another!

Chuck dips, Stan dips, Earl dips, and Bob dips.

Buck dips, Dan dips, Merle dips, and Rob dips

Because they love their dip.

And I, too, love my dip!

CD G

I love my dip.

More than my girlfriend Anna,

More than a glass of Tropicana,

More than Bugs Bunny

More than Adam Sandler (and he's so funny)

More than a cold beer

More than three yaks and a deer

CD G

You know it! I love my dip!

CD G

I love my dip!