I Only Eat Candy

Artist: Nerf Herder

Album: Nerf Herder

Song: Van Halen

Transcribed: Mike Keating - NerfWeezer@aol.com

remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the

whole kick ass album. if you have any corrections or comments be

sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps). thanks!

~ = let ring

* = staccato (short, sharp note)

^ = play one octave up

h = hammer on

p = pull off

>/ = slide up

\ = slide down

(M) = muted until (N)

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(tuning: standard)

(intro)

D A B F#^ G^

D A B F#^ G^

ahhh

(verse 1)

i i dont kill and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons

F#^ G^

and i dont eat meat and i dont eat vegetables no no no

(chorus)

D A B F#^ G^

cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets

D A B F#^ G^

yeah i only eat candy my friend oh oh oh i i only eat candy

(play this 4X)

(verse 2)

and i i dont believe no i dont believe in your corny old jesus

F#^ G^

and i dont worship satan no not like charlie and steve no no no

(chorus)

D A B F#^ G^

cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets

D A B F#^ G^

yeah i only eat candy my friend yeah i i only eat candy yeah

(play this 4X)

im angry

(bridge)

D A B F#^ D A B F#^

ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac

G^

ahhhhhhhhhh

(chorus)

D A B F#^ G^

cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets

D A B F#^ G^

yeah i only eat candy my godd friend oh i i only eat candy yeah

(play this 4X)

 

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