Mean Distance

This song is off the Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock! album

Hello, my name is Justin and E.T. has placed me in a

casket filled with cornbread as he smilied at me with his shiny energized

and amazing eyes.

Hi!! Here is the tab for the coolest Sebadoe song, "Mean

Distance":

Chords: E5, D5, C5

tHESE CHORDS ARE PLAYED WITH ALL THE OTHER STRINGS OPEN AS

WELL AS THE NORMAL 5th chord fingerings, so they aren't technically 5th

chors, probabably suspened fourth chords, etc., or whatever exactly they

are I do not know!!!!!!! AAAAhhhhhhhh!!!!!

You must play these chords in a smoothly swaying and

rockinglike motion as you smile as well.

E5: 079900, D5: 057700, C5: 035500

yay motherfucker

Alone with the magic I know it is a crime swimming in the

oceans of my mind. Below the surface a presence remains subjective

indecision, sings I'm deranged!!! AAAAAAhhhhhh, aaaaaahhhHHHH....

Cykokinesis, though all it isn't mine, designed to a

degree, I welcome the life.. Be aware I'm a weary wreck, so wrap

your hands around my neck!! AAAAaaahhhhh..., aaaahhhhhh...

Half crazed elf friends given an escape, the bands so

misgiven I call it MSD...Dreaming of a goddess I admire and trust,

deal with my neurosis and satisfy my lust!!! AAAAaaaahhh....

AAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh......

Then for the speed metal ending to this song, use the same chords

and play them much faster and insaner and use the words for the second

half of the last section (dreming of..) and then go to the beginning

SECTION AND ONLY DO THE FIRST HALF OF IT (ALONE WITH..), AND THEN do the

first half of the second section (cykokinesis though...), go insane even

more and then end, yay