My Perfect Cousin

The Undertones - "My perfect Cousin"

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Verse 1:

Now I've got a cousin called Kevin,

He's sure to go to Heaven,

always spotless, clean and neat,

as smooth as you get 'em.

He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket,

My ma says they cost a packet,

but she won't even let me explain,

that me and Kevin,

we just look the same

Oh, my perfect cousin,

what I like to do he doesn't,

He's his family's pride and joy,

his mother's little golden boy.

Verse2:

He's got a degree in economics,

maths, physics and bionics,

He thinks that I'm a cabbage,

`cos I hate "University Challenge",

Even at the age of ten,

Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,

He always beat me at "Subbuteo",

`Cos he flicked to kick,

and I didn't know.

Break:

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E D A G X2

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Verse3:

His mother bought him a synthesizer,

got the Human League in to advise her,

Now he's making lots of noise,

playing along with the Art school boys,

Girls try to attract his attention,

but what a shame, it's in vain,

total rejection,

he will never be left on the shelf

'cos Kevin, he's in love with himself.

Outro: as intro and fade.

I hope somebody likes the undertones out there...

Cheers....

Chris.

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