Welcome To The Cheap Seats

Welcome to the cheap seats - The wonderstuff

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Quite an easy song to play. Good for parties when your pissed!

(G) Laugh when he jokes (D)

slap him (Am) when he chokes (Em)

Its time (C) to give (G) up the smokes (D)..(C)

Laugh when he cries, dont wipe his eyes

Take the wine from the swine

And remind him of his crimes.

Oh in another world , yeah he could wear a dress

Oh in another world , yeah he could wear a dress

Imagine his suprise when he opened his eyes

And I ran the lawnmower over his thighs

Imagine the disturbance , At the time of the ocuurance

When his life became a burden we laughed at his cries

Oh etc

Oh etc

Welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats...

This rythm figure works for all verses and the chorus. The violins

In the background initially play.

e-------------------------------

B--------------------3-3-3------ REPEAT 3 TIMES.

G---0-2-4----0-2-4--------------

h h h h

e-------------------------------

B---3-1-0----3-1-0-------------- REPEAT 3 TIMES.

G--------------------2-0-2------

p p p p

The other bits the violins play are'nt difficult to work out.

The song sounds great if you give it a good thrashing. If youve never heard

the song the timing goes something like.

e--3---333----2---222---0---000------------

B--3---333----3---333---1---111------------

G--0---000----2---222---2---222------------

D--0---000----0---000---2---222------------

A--2---222--------------0---000------------

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Laugh when he jokes slap him when ...etc

Its a bit of march 1-2-3 . 3/4 time maybe, Im no expert.

Well hope you enjot it. Ray

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