Satan Gave Me A Taco

Tabbed by: John Vettese spex49d@prodigy.com

>>>>>>>SATAN GAVE ME A TACO<<<<<<<<

This is a cool song off one of Beck's indie albums, Stereopathetic Soul

Manure. If you don't have it, I suggest getting it. The chord progression

is the same throughout the song, except they add a banjo at some point.

Since I don't play banjo, or have any desire to, I will just give you the chords.

Chord Voicings:

E: 0 2 2 1 0 0

B: x 2 4 4 4 x

A: 0 0 2 2 2 0

Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick

The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick

The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard

I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard

There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one

And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue

Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat

And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat

My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash

I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash

So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes

Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose

Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak

So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak

I was lying there naked my body badly bruised

In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused

When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van

And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand

They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red

The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead

The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws

The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls

The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker

The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head

Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe

My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks

I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights

Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed

The crew and the band playin' down below

And I realized I was in a rock'n'roll [video]

So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour

And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure

I made out with the groupies started fires backstage

Made a lot of money and I gave it all away

Well the band got killed so I started a solo career

And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer

I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell

Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell