Plastic Jesus

Famous cuckold in the master plan;

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling,

Jesus dainty and beguiling

Knee-deep in the piling of my van;

His message clear by night or day

My phosphorescent plastic Gay

Simpering from the dashboard of my van.

When I'm goin' fornicatin'

I got my ceramic Satan

Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home

The women know I'm on the level

Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil

Ridin' on the dashboard of my ...

Sneerin' from the dashboard of my ...

Leering from the dashboard of my van.

If I weave around at night

And the police think I'm tight,

They'll never find my bottle, though they ask;

plastic Jesus shelters me,

For His head comes off, you see--

He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask.

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car:

Ride with me and have a dram,

Of the blood of the Lamb,

Plastic Jesus is a holy bar.

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Enjoy!

-Bo Parker

Bo.Parker@msfc.nasa.gov

bo_parker@fbpmac.msfc.nasa.gov

parker_b%aplvax.span@fedex.msfc.nasa.gov

"Any particular reason why you got a picture of a drag queen on a

Shetland pony licking a flaming banjo on your chest?"